Monday, March 12, 2018

So you need a new job? Here's who's hiring...

So you need to put food on the table for your space family? Well there are only 4 places hiring right now:



Weyland-Yutani offers you the opportunity to be part of a
a world class team of individuals dedicated to the exploration and development of hospitable planets. As a salaried member of our talented team you will also receive a benefits package including life insurance, health insurance, and 401k. We are currently looking to fill positions available in production and receiving. We only offer maternity leave for 1 day. (It's all you'll need. Trust us)





Umbrella Corporation is currently seeking volunteers to participate in clinical trials for our brand new product. Opportunity for growth and salaried positions are dependent upon performance. Applicants please apply in person.








Aperture Science is pleased to announce that we are in search of qualified individuals with an aptitude for fast learning. Applicants must be capable of obeying strict orders for their own safety. Benefits include cake.





At Hyperion it is our goal to provide quality service to our customers. We are looking for individuals who are fiercely loyal, driven, and look great in yellow. Benefits include free respawn access and cool guns.

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Solar Sunday 3-11-18

Today's planet is Glee Anselm. This planet is located in the Mid Rim and is mostly an aquatic planet. Glee Anselms main species of sentient life are the Nautolan and the Anselmi. One of the most memorable Nautolan was Jedi Master Kit Fisto. Kit Fisto died by the hand of Shiiv Palpatine during an attempt by the Jedi Council to arrest the corrupted Chancellor. The Anselmi and Nautolan waged war over what little land mass they had on the planet. During the time of the Galactic Empire Glee Anselm was a planet fiercely loyal to Imperial might.

Glee Anselm 

Underwater city on Glee Anselm

Jedi Master Kit Fisto (Nautolan)